Archive for August, 2009

Dearest John;
It was I who stole your cocoa dusted almonds. I’m very sorry. I wanted to leave this letter for you, so that you won’t blame your innocent and lovely girlfriend, Tasha. Also, I will replace them if you absolutely need me to, but that will have to be after my return from the Bermuda [...]

A determined girl meets a mysterious man who promises to aid her in her quest to find a goat.

I have a degree in English. Definitely should have gone with something useful, like a degree in zoology.
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